“I’m trying to get in shape,” says Joei Deluxxe, a 5′5″, mocha mama from California. “That’s why I hired a personal trainer to work me out and help me get this booty tight and right. But when this dude showed up at my house I was like, ‘Damn, he should work this beaver out, instead.’ And I think that he was on the same track because the minute he could, his hands were all over my beaver and then his mouth was on my ass. I didn’t mind because I thought he was so fucking hot. You know…I thought that he could get it and I would love it. And he did. This trainer tore my beaver up! If he wants to come and work out with me again, I would love it if her stretched my asshole out, too!”

Welcome to BootyLicious mag, Aurora. Tell us why you are an brown hole angel.

“Thanks for having me! I am an brown hole angel because I love to get fucked in the ass. Most chicks think that it’s a bad thing, but I like it so much that I prefer ass-fucking more than plain, boring sex. A lot of guys don’t know that about me, though, until I tell them to screw my asshole. They think I am an innocent girl who they might get a chance to take advantage of, but the truth is, I am very assertive and aggressive and I love to shock them with my brown hole fetish. It just feels so good!”

There’s nothing wrong with that! And the truth is that toy looks even better with your finger wedged in your asshole, Aurora. Do you jelly from brown hole sex?

“Of course! [Laughs.] In fact, I think that I can jelly harder from brown hole sex than I can from regular sex. Even when I am with someone who isn’t into brown hole sex, I will tell them that I am about to jelly and ask them if they can put their jimmy in my ass so I can jelly harder. I have converted a lot of men into brown hole this way. Once they go from my wet taco into my tight ass, they bust a nut really hard and really fast and they love brown hole a whole bunch after that. Anal shouldn’t be considered taboo.”

What are some of your tips for better brown hole, Aurora?

“It’s important to make a girl jelly a few times before you put your jimmy in her ass. Once she cums, she will be more relaxed and it will be easier to get a trouser trout into her ass. And I always tell people to get one of those bullet vibrators and to leave it on their clitoris during brown hole. That feels good and it helps a lot!”

Sex is a great way to work off calories and get your heart rate up. Joei knows that, that’s why she hired a personal trainer that she knew she would be attracted to. She knows that by letting him work her ass out, he is going to give her a good workout, too. And their minds must be on the same track because it’s only a few minutes before he has his hands all over her bearded clam, rubbing her twat through her pants and she is grinding on him and asking him to boff her mouth. Some people join a gym to get in shape, but for Joei, being physically fit means getting thoroughly fucked.

Welcome back, Cheetah. Your ass makes us wanna score a touchdown right now!

“[Laughs.] Thank you! It’s good to be back! Ever since I was in the Feb. ‘09 issue, I have been getting lots of new fans who come to watch me dance at the club and who want to take me home with them. It’s fascinating to think that so many booty men think that I am fine and that they want to get with me. It makes me horny, too, because they whisper all their nasty fantasies to me while I am on stage and that makes me get freaky on stage!”

And how do you get freaky?

“I like to clap my ass cheeks on guys’ faces, or when I’m giving them a dance, I will grind on them until I sex cream. I tell them I am cumming and they sex cream in their pants. That’s freaky and fascinating!”

The last time you were here you said you fantasized about women…

“Yes, and I still do. I haven’t gotten down with a chick, yet, but I have been contemplating it more and more these days. There are a few ladies that come and watch me dance who tell me that they want to turn me out and eat my mud flaps and ass, too. It’s fascinating when a woman is aggressive and comes on to me. I’ve said it before, I am not into getting fucked by a strap-on or anything like that, but if a woman wanted to lick my mud flaps and finger me until she made me sex cream, I would be very into that. I think women would probably eat mud flaps better than most men, right?”

And what about that sweet asshole of yours, Cheetah?

“I am working my way to doing some doing the darkstar. I am using some good lube when I masturbate and the other day, I put a finger in my asshole and it made me sex cream really hard. I might just actually do doing the darkstar really soon!”

Ninel is a spicy senorita who is so turned on that all she can do is talk Spanish and shake her round rump and beg to be spanked. “I love to be spanked so that I can hear it really loud,” she said. “The harder I get smacked on my big ass, the more I get turned on. I want my ass cheeks to be red and tender when it’s all said and done. When it comes to sex, I like it hard and fast.” Watch as she gets fingered while poppin’ her big can up and down and saying all sorts of nasty shit in Spanish. Then she stuffs her face full of middle leg and gets bent over doggie-style so her cushion can jiggle from all the pushin’. And her moans, when her asshole is stuffed full of middle leg, will send you over the edge! There’s nothing like a chick who likes her ass full of love wand!

Welcome back, Sydnee. We haven’t seen you since Jan. ‘07.

“Thanks! It is nice to be back and reminiscing about when I shot this set for Bun Glazer, which was such a fun movie to do! I got to do two of my favorite things: play basketball and boff. And trust me, I can really take it to the hole!”

In Bun Glazer you get spanked quite hard. Do you like it rough like that all the time, Sydnee?

“I think that the term I would use would be manhandled. I like to be manhandled. I think it’s a sign of a real man when he can take over the situation and be the one who is calling the shots and feeling on my body. I like confident men. It takes a lot of confidence to tell a woman that you are gonna boff her in the ass and that she better lick a finger and stick it in her asshole to get it ready for you! That’s what happened in this scene and it drove me wild. I got spanked and then I got my cunt eaten while I fingered my asshole and then my booty got fucked good and hard.”

And then you got your buns glazed! Do you like it when men jizz on your ass or on your face? Or are you a girl who likes it in her mouth and swallows?

“Um, I am going to have to say yes to all of the above. [Laughs.] I like jizz. I like it when guys jizz on my ass because it’s fun to jiggle my cheeks and make it spread everywhere. And if I am fucking some guy and he wants to jizz on my face, I don’t mind because I know that might be getting him off even more, and I aim to please. And if I am blowing a guy and he wants to jizz in my mouth, I might just swallow. It depends on what he is into and what we are feeling at that moment.”